Laid-back Farmer's Friend Mugs

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Milking the Cow.

Diner

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Doc's Kid.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

A solar powered cow.

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

Happy Easter chaps!

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

The Moo-Walk

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

A really dedicated golfer will do anything to retrieve his ball.

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

Production in times of pandemic

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'