Friend Who Loves The Countryside Mugs

Conversation in the country about theft

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Sheep In Curlers

Get on with it!

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

A bit of Newlyn.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'What's the night life-like?

Scarecrow

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Water from a tap forming a dog.