Friend Who Loves The Countryside Mugs

Conversation in the country about theft

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Get on with it!

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A bit of Newlyn.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'What's the night life-like?

Caution - Poet at work

Water from a tap forming a dog.

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Scarecrow