Farm-loving Friend T-Shirts

When Bess pulled out her album of 'Favorite Breeding Bulls', the party went silent.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

An early space launch attempt.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Diner

Cow of BEEF

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

No, I don

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Bless You.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

You must un-learn bowel control!

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