Farming Friend T-Shirts

Recruitment - "I'm more a specialist in my own field."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

An early space launch attempt.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Diner

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Doc's Kid.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Farmer's credit.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

"No need to be embarrassed. Eventually we all need a lanolin supplement."

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.