Farm Friends Prints

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"That's a pretty lame disappearing act dude!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Well, that one got away."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Milkin' Impossible

'Hang on a minute...'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'