Farmer Friend Prints

'Wait! Hold everything! There's something wrong here!'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Doc, what do you charge to castrate a kid?'

'No Farmer Bob, that is not a medical book to help treat the sore ass.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cow Pinatas

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'Cow in love'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The Rooster Comedian.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'