Farmer Gifts

"She's so Jersey."

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

"This is the life eh.?"

"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"English lit-how about you?"

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

"So you're still working from home then?"

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

'He's free range.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

"Legally, we're a farm."

'We've had to scale down a few things on the farm.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Rattlecornsnake

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

Even cows get the blahs....

About time!

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

When the st really hits the fan.

"Define 'normal'!"

Bovine Fast Food,

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

To help the environment farmer Mick converted his tractor to gas.

'Quack.'

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."