Farmer T-Shirts

"She's so Jersey."

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"English lit-how about you?"

"So you're still working from home then?"

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'He's free range.'

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

"Legally, we're a farm."

'We've had to scale down a few things on the farm.'

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Rattlecornsnake

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

About time!

Even cows get the blahs....

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

When the st really hits the fan.

"Define 'normal'!"

To help the environment farmer Mick converted his tractor to gas.

'Quack.'

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

'You don't use chemicals, do you?'

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

Organic Produce

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.