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"She's so Jersey."

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

"This is the life eh.?"

"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

"I think you need to work on your pelvic floor exercises, dear!"

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

"English lit-how about you?"

"So you're still working from home then?"

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

'He's free range.'

'We've had to scale down a few things on the farm.'

"Legally, we're a farm."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cow First Moo-lert

Rattlecornsnake

Even cows get the blahs....

About time!

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

When the st really hits the fan.

"Define 'normal'!"

Bovine Fast Food,

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

To help the environment farmer Mick converted his tractor to gas.