Farmhouses Gifts

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A Palindrome Cow.

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Peeved? Certainly. Crabby? Without a doubt. Surly? Yes, but believe me, you're not a mad cow.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

The Rural Bidet...

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

'There goes peeping Tom.'

Needless to say, it's been a long time coming.

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'MILK FIGHT!'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"

Well...I filled it!