Farmhouses Mugs

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

A Palindrome Cow.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'Peeved? Certainly. Crabby? Without a doubt. Surly? Yes, but believe me, you're not a mad cow.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

The Rural Bidet...

Needless to say, it's been a long time coming.

"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"

'There goes peeping Tom.'

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'MILK FIGHT!'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Well...I filled it!

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'