Farmhouse Fun Mugs

'Harry's a real crank about fresh eggs.'

"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'Big egg.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.