Farmhouse Fun Mugs

'Harry's a real crank about fresh eggs.'

"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Costume Party.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'This is my mom and dad.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'I see the Maids have been in!'