Modern Farmers Gifts

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

baby sweetcorn...

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

International Women's Day.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Cow Pinatas

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

The Rooster Comedian.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Cow in love'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry