Modern Agriculture Aficionados Gifts

I'm texting!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Raptures

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Cow and Milk

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!