Modern Agriculture Enthusiast Gifts

Bar Code Harvester

Farmer using a photo editing program

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Raptures

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Cow of BEEF

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Free Range Employees.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The worm that churned!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

300 cows in a field...grazing!