Modern Agriculture Gifts

ACME Mutton Co.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

The Vineyard

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

Support group for sheep.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Raptures

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Oh Hi!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Venus cow trap.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!