Modern Agriculture Prints

ACME Mutton Co.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Vineyard

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

Support group for sheep.

'Oh Hi!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Raptures

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Get on with it!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Superstock'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!