Innovation In Agriculture Prints

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

6 Brothers Falafel

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Cheese Secret

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"He's a quick learner."

World hunger

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

ACME Mutton Co.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Farmer using a photo editing program

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

'Great crisps.' 'Yes, they're old cornflakes and salt.'

Ceci n'est pas une tomato (This is not a tomato).