Modern Farming Gifts

Technology and Agriculture

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cow Pinatas

Lactose Intolerant

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Steak Ted?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Pumpkin patch

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'