Fashionista On The Farm Mugs

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Food fight!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

Joe's Tuxedos

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

A monkey in a suit

Work clothes.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Since it's creation, the company has made enormous strides."

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?