Farmyard Fashionistas Pillows

"Do kids eat free?"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Cattle farmer's super-market

Free Range Chicken.

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'Stop playing hard to get!'

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

Scarecrow with a TV head.

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

COWS: Cow chess

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

A suit of scarecrows

Waaay too corporate!

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'

Cow inflates her own udders.

Barnyard wigs.