Farmyard Fashionistas Prints

Cow having a tattoo.

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

Free Range Chicken.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'Stop playing hard to get!'

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Judas Iscariot mistakenly thinks the last supper is dinner theater.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Scarecrow with a TV head.

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

Waaay too corporate!

A suit of scarecrows

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

COWS: Cow chess

'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'

Cow inflates her own udders.