Garden Fanatic Pillows

'And make him return our axe!'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Botany Baby!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

The Garden

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Roses

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"