Garden Fanatic Pillows

'And make him return our axe!'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Botany Baby!

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Lawnmower

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Garden

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Et in Arcadia Ego