Garden Trendsetter Gifts

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'He took a fetching class.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Dun Decking

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Hipster Yard

"Legally, we're a farm."

The Golfer Gardener

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Solar powered sundial

Devil watering tails.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

'Too small for Santa I'm afraid-but with a fishing rod you would be a WOW in our roof garden!'

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Flower Show Information. What brings my favorite and only son-in-law here? I'm keeping my nursery up to date on best horticultural practices

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

Easter egg tree.