Funny Gardening Gifts

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Crazy paving company.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"Lift your stems."

Square Yard

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

For the new gardener.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Do not abuse the Lawn

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"Here's a less known Jane Austen novel that you might enjoy. It's about carpentry and lawn care, called 'Fence and Fencibility."

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"I never promised you a rose garden."

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

Bonsai Chainsaw

Beware of the snake pits!

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'