Laugh-out-loud Gardening Gifts

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Hydroponic Gardening

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Square Yard

"Lift your stems."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

Do not abuse the Lawn

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"You've just raided your last patch!"

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"Here's a less known Jane Austen novel that you might enjoy. It's about carpentry and lawn care, called 'Fence and Fencibility."

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

November: Your lawn will have stopped growing now.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"I never promised you a rose garden."

"My paw's getting tired. Is your paw getting tired?"

Bonsai Chainsaw