Laugh-out-loud Gardening Prints

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Hydroponic Gardening

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Square Yard

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Lift your stems."

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

Do not abuse the Lawn

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

"Here's a less known Jane Austen novel that you might enjoy. It's about carpentry and lawn care, called 'Fence and Fencibility."

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Leaf Blower Showdown.

November: Your lawn will have stopped growing now.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

Bonsai Chainsaw

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"I never promised you a rose garden."