Gardeners With A Sense Of Humor Prints

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Crazy paving company.

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'Look what my son gave me!'

Avoid Constant Borrowing