Funny Garden Scenarios Gifts

"Squatters!"

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Crazy paving company.

Spiderman car window cleaner

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Kate's Cat Kennel

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Skyscrapers.

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

'Couldn't eat another bite!'

Shoveling Snow in Spring

Clown watering houseplant.

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

Volunteer

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."