Funny Garden Scenarios Pillows

"Squatters!"

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Crazy paving company.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Kate's Cat Kennel

Topiary: helping nature look her best

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

Skyscrapers.

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'Couldn't eat another bite!'

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

Cat watering catnip.

'A few over here, please.'

Volunteer

Football Fan