Funny Scenarios Pillows

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'It's for you.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Ostriches

"Lasagna anyone?"

'Couldn't eat another bite!'

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

A ball's best case scenario.

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

Golfer on Football Pitch

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

'My little sister can't come to school today - She's teaching my Dad how to operate his computer!'

'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

'Where did you last see your club?'

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

'You have to trust me, I'm not a doctor.'

"Squatters!"

ATM.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

What do do when some bigger kids say "It'll cost you ten dollars to walk down this block, kid!"

Burglar sushes a baby

"Robert, darling. Isn't that woman the spitting image of your wife?"