Fun-loving Horticulturist Gifts

Clown watering his flowers.

The Busy Gardener

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Gardeners

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

The happy gardener

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

Did you know that plants can hear

Gardening: New Year's Resolution.

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

'Honey have you seen my Viagra'

"Drawing blood again?"

Man ignores plants in need of water.

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'