Humorous Horticulturist Gifts

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Look out.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"What are you in for?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Bonsai Exhibit

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.