Humor Horticulturists Gifts

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Bonsai Exhibit

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"Your roots are showing."

They're Brazillian!

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"Lift your stems."

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Square Yard

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.