Horticulture Humorist Gifts

I can never tell the plants from the weeds! Pull them all up and the ones that grow again are the weeds!

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Myra's Little Garden

Bonsai Exhibit

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Ah, my very own tomato plant! How exciting!' - 'Grow! You lousy twig!' - 'Okay, bored now.'

"Your roots are showing."

Lackadaisical

'Captured Peru '97. force fed. Light torture. Mail order. And yourself?'

Man on holiday sending his plants a postcard

"It's spring! I'm making a garden."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Snail to Slug.

Growing seed packets

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

Small amounts of liquid will merely bring roots to the surface.

Buxifolius Filiformis

"I'm sorry we only sell real plants."

Super Plant Food.

Gardener digging a flower bed over the croquet lawn.

"So I told her you have to talk to your plants! Show them you care! But you know Fran, it's all in one ear out the other. So finally dessert came..."

"I want to force some bulbs."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Gardener attacked by plants.