Humorist Of Horticulture Gifts

"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Bonsai Exhibit

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.