Fun-loving Gardener Pillows

Fern - New slim-line fern.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Beginning Yarder.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Domestic Cats.

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'