Seasonal Gardening Enthusiast Gifts

Autumn: The Earth's axis begins to tilt away from the sun. The nights grow longer and the daisies grow shorter.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Beginning Yarder.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

People of the Fall

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'