Seasonal Gardeners Pillows

'Uh... do you think it's too late to put in bulbs?'

"I was going to mow the lawn, but I pulled three muscles trying to start the mower. It's been a long winter."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Fall on a desert island

Beginning Yarder.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

People of the Fall

Grow damn you!

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The irises clash with the roses! Peonies?! Here? What was I thinking? No! Not aphids already! Psycho gardening disorder.

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

4 seasons globe

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

The corner that Spring's around

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."