Seasonal Landscaping Pillows

'That should see me through until the light evenings.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Award Winning Gardener

The Last Leaf

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Painting taking root...

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Do you have anything bigger?

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

The Music Seed

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

A man rakes a tree

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Garden variety allergies."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.