Spring Season Gifts

Spring Fever or Side Effects?

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Early Signs of Spring - Your neighbor's wreath is turning a brighter yellow.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Before we start out next lesson...let's take a moment to look out on this beautiful early spring weather.'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Early Signs of Spring: Skunk mating season begins.

"Daddy is anxious for Spring."

"Guys, can you please stay still for a second so that I can do the Spring lamb-census?"

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

Welcome Spring.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Spring Training

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Raining

Electric Blanket.

Vaccine Spring

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Nice jingle!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Easter Egg Island

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"