Spring Weather Gifts

The First Thong of Spring

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

Welcome Spring.

Butterflies

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Spring Training

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Raining

'Nice jingle!'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Vaccine Spring

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Easter Egg Island

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

You have the worst spring breath.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'