Spring Events Gifts

The Month of April

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Welcome Spring.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Butterflies

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Spring Training

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

All dressed up and no place to go

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Raining

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Vaccine Spring

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Nice jingle!'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Easter Egg Island