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The Month of April

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Welcome Spring.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Butterflies

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Spring Training

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Raining

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Vaccine Spring

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Nice jingle!'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Easter Egg Island