Spring Weather Pillows

The First Thong of Spring

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

Welcome Spring.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Butterflies

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Spring Training

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Raining

'Nice jingle!'

Vaccine Spring

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Easter Egg Island

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Fumes from furniture

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'