Spring Grooming Gifts

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

Let's get organized

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Haircuts

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I didn't spark joy."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Bathing the dog

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Dogs shaving

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'