Spring Grooming Gifts

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

Let's get organized

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Haircuts

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I didn't spark joy."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Bathing the dog

"Too much concealer?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dating is so expensive...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."