Winter Prep Gifts

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Skier and his dog.

Santa's wash day.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"Always be prepared."

How to survive the coming crash.

How to save on your heating bill...

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Climate Change Contingency House

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

Now we wait for the snow.