Winter Preparer Prints

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Skier and his dog.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

How to save on your heating bill...

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Snowman and his pc.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

Facing a Cold Winter

"To cut own on heating costs, we should consider house pooling."

What happens if it doesn't snow?