Winter Warmth Wizard Gifts

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Isn't it great?!'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'War is heck!'

Snowman and his pc.

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"Can I join you until spring?"

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

'We need to discuss Jonathan's future in snow sculpture class.'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Skate! Skate! Skate!