Winter Warmth Advocate Gifts

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"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Isn't it great?!'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

Penguin wearing Slippers

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Can I join you until spring?"

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Keeping warm

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Death warmed up.

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"